All clear

Test results: all negative. Relief, but expected.

Need a Hep B vaccination though as they seem to test to see if you have the antibodies already in your system, either though past infection of vaccination. May do it.

Just need to get rid of this itchy rash now.

Sick-dick

Okay so I went to the Clap Clinic. Apart from the taxi driver taking me to the wrong hospital at first, it wasn't a bad experience.

The female doctor I saw was pretty cute and totally non-judgmental. It was a hot day so she was wearing a close fitting sleeveless cotton floral pattern dress with a hemline just above the knee. She had a svelte figure and lovely blonde hair, blue eyes and a cute smile which she used a lot. As she quizzed me there was a surprisingly large amount of eye contact which is nice as it make you feel you are being treated as a human being, not just another "sick-dick".

Despite my bitching about the cost of the NHS, they do provide a good service.

Good news was that the rash had nothing to do with STIs. It is some kind of skin infection which anti-biotics are now clearing up. I was not quite as honest with my personal sexual history as I could be. I omitted to tell her about the legions of escorts but I made it pretty clear that I had sex with different partners on a regular basis. I did, though, make it clear that as standard I used condoms and that I had only lapsed from this with one person, although many times, since my last STI check-up.

still hurts when the nurse shoves a swab down your dick. I'm definitely not a one for pain in that area.

The initial urine tests revealed all clear on things like chlamydia and gonorrhoea but full results next week. Fingers crossed.

Nice to see Geek is back. Wonder what he's been up to over the last few months.

It had to happen...

Discovered a disturbing boil-rash-type-thing at he base of my dick. Fuck! Feels mildly warm and itchy. Anyway, its off to the clap clinic (again!). Not that they are called clap clinics anymore. Infact they never were. VD clinics were the the name. Then STI clinics but now in cuddly Blair's Britain they are euphemistcally called Sexual Health Centres.

I went before after I was worried about some of my activities. Not with escorts but some of the girls I picked up at random in nightclubs and then fucked without protection. Silly huh? Mr Beer and Mr Willy combined to persuade Mr Brain it would be a good idea. Was clean though. Worried a lot about the HIV test but that was negative as well.

One thing I forgot to mention about Kat is that the condom broke and I left my happy juice inside her. We both had a bit of a panic and when she told her agency after she left they called me to ask if had any known diseases.

She's got my number if she has any "issues" and I can get to her if I turn up any nasties.

Pretty girls

I was asked an interesting question by a new escort I saw recently.

"What would you do if the you didn't like the girl who appeared at your door?"

The gist of my answer was that there is something attractive in every women.

The truth is it is a mixture of that, my constant horniness and my reluctance to cause hurt to any girl by effectively saying "even though you are offering me your body, it is too ugly for me, go away".

I am usually up for sex and actually start getting a hard on when I hear the knock on the door. Some of the girls I have fucked wouldn't be what you'd call top drawer totty. But on the rare occasions where the looks of the girl weren't quite up to the mark, usually this is because she is a bit on the plump side, I have found other aspects of the girl that aesthetically pleasing. Her smooth tanned skin; the beautiful white teeth revealed by her smile; her hair; her nipples; her neatly shaved pussy. I never have any trouble getting intimate with them.

This girl, Kat, is a sweet English girl; very pretty and a sexy (although surgically enhanced) body. She told me that other clients had said they would turn the girl away if they didn't like her looks. "It'll never happen to you dear" I reassured her.

Great fuck as well quietly enthusiastic.

Gusher

Another first was achieved in my sexual career last week. I made a woman ejaculate. I've read about female ejaculation but never experienced it or even seen it in a Porn movie. I think it is pretty rare for women to do this.

Eve warned me that she created a lot of moisture and put a towel under her on the bed. We had a good oral session and we were both pretty hot when I entered her. After a few thrusts she was really getting hot. Then suddenly she told me to get out of her. I did and looked down at her pussy. She sighed as a flood of water came out of her. It was like she had a tap in her vagina and someone had just turned it on. There was loads of the stuff. The towel was soaked and it went through to the bed.

Her eyes had that half open, contented look.

I said "Wow that's amazing. Does that happen every time you come?"

"Yes, and what's more I can come over and over. You can come back inside now."

I did. It is great when a girl is really into fucking and and Eve seemed to be really enjoying my efforts. I could sense her getting closer. She grabbed my arse as I thrust inside her. She moaned and I felt a flood of moisture over the base of my dick and balls.

"I can feel you coming." She was in dream world.

Then I told her "Let's come together".

A few more thrusts and I felt that warm sensation in my cock, I was close. She was speechless and gasping. "I'm going to come honey, here I come" I said as I unloaded.

As I was in the throes of coming deep inside her, she flooded me again with her ejaculation. Amazing.

With girls I know well and fuck regularly you get to know when they have come. With some girls it is difficult to tell, and they are all different in the way they act, and how easily they come. But Eve is special in that she comes easily and you definitely know when it happens.