Update from the slacking blogger

SO what has happened in the last month? Well, I've been skiing in France. Meribel. Snow was good, food was good and some great weather as well but one thing you can always be sure of to put a dampener on any skiing trip to the French alps is .....The French.

To call them miserable, unfriendly and dismissive would be true but when you couple this with the seemingly all pervading "bone-deep" idleness they truly are a people to avoid. Luckily there are enough Brits out there running bars and restaurants and working in ski shops that you can get things done.

Oh, and I have never scored with a French girl. Tried a few times, come close, but never laid the pipe.

Had sex with my ex-wife. Shit, I must've been desperate but I dropped the kids off one Sunday night and she asked me to stay for a drink. I did and one thing led to another and I ended up staying. She set clock to kick me out in the early hours though. "It'll confuse the kids if they see you here when they wake up."

She was horny and needed a cock. I am always horny so was happy to oblige. I could feel used in this kind of scenario (it's not the first time this has happened you understand) as she has no intention of getting back with with. She kicked me out in the first place because of my need to fuck young girls after all. But I don't feel used at all. I am happy to oblige. I like to be thought of as a sex object. Tool for hire! If only I could make money out of fucking women.

Screwed a nice new (to me) working girl as well. "Nice" because she is good company and has a real upbeat attitude. Anna her name is, although of course it's her nom de guerre. She's from Tunisia and I don't think too many Tunisians name their daughters Anna. She has lovely smooth dark skin as well. I think she has some negro as well as Arab blood in her. The most perfect natural tits I have ever seen (touched, grabbed, licked, kissed....). Doesn't kiss, doesn't do anal, and I was a bit too big for her as she winced in pain when I went balls deep. But such an up person and willing to talk about everything that I think I'll see her again. She liked me as well I think.

More on this later. Hopefully in less than a month. Although one of my favourites has stopped blogging. Geekslut seems to have had enough and can't be arsed to do his weekly briefings. Shame, I'll miss his hot descriptions of gay sex.